Keaton Albertson

Attending public school is by no means an optimal modality toward the achievement of academic greatness. In fact, it could very well be argued that being subjected to the diluted heuristic of a public education will likely preclude academic success. However, aside from its many deficiencies, there is but one benefit to having a learning experience that is dictated by the government—that of proper social adjustment via interaction with one’s peer cohort. Adolescence is a tumultuous time period...

Men like Keaton Albertson should be put to sleep. At least, that’s what he was told by his last girlfriend. As a self-proclaimed ladies’ man, Keaton has many times ventured into the dank realms of female sensuality and has thoroughly satisfied many wanton women’s desires. Some of his personal experiences have been enlightening and meaningful. Others have been degrading and marked with the objectification of the fairer sex as being nothing more than tapestries of meat. Keaton chose to write of...