Timothy Lea
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Your pipes need cleaning? Tim and Sid are the men for you.The classic 70s sex comedies, on eBook for the first time!Available for the first time in eBook, the classic 70s sex comedies.Nice to know your plumbing’s in full working order, isn’t it? Tim and his brother-in-law Sid are certainly up to the job. Their clients include the sophisticated Imogen, the rich Mrs Murdstone, Mrs Richmnd who just needs a little bit of cheering up, Miss Finch, who is more than a little bit kinky, and the lovely...
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If you go down to the woods today, you’re in for a BIG surprise…Another romping tale from Timothy Lea’s CONFESSIONS series, available for the first time in eBook.Available for the first time on eBook, the classic sex comedies from the 70s.Sid Noggett and Timothy Lea are getting back to nature. That means playing Blind Man’s Buff in, well, the buff, and foraging with Dimity Dropwort, a fair farmer’s lass who likes viewing nature from a horizontal position… You’d best avert your eyes!Also...
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Sun, sea, sand… oh, and plenty of sex!Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.When you’re a Holiday Host at Melody Bay Holiday Camp you’re expected to provide most of the entertainment in whatever fashion the happy campers demand. And some of the demands are distinctly above and beyond the usual call of duty. Not that Timothy was unwilling to oblige what with Janet, June, Elise and the rest of them shattering their fingernails on the door of his chalet.And then...
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The women melted at his feet – one lick at a time!Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.Its amazing what Ice Cream men will do just to sell a 99 Flake…Tina is kneeling in front of Clare and leaning forward threateningly and I sense that aggro is just seconds away.In such an explosive situation a man has to stay cool, think fast, and arrive at a split-second decision. I reach for my y-fronts and start to pull them on. If you start by saving yourself that’s...
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Privates on parade… he never had any trouble standing to attention…Available for the first time in eBook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.Timmy needs a rest from his amorous adventures – how about a spot of light warfare?But there are lots of rather lovely ladies at the Royal Loamshire Regiment.Whether entertaining the troops or overseeing vigourous physicals, the girls are pretty inescapable – not that he’s trying!Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS OF A WINDOW...
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More gripping than THE EXORCIST! Funnier than INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS!Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.This Timothy Lea confession is not for faint hearts. Shapely American heiress Harper Deneuve must spend seven days and nights within the haunted walls of Grimstack Manor before claiming her inheritance. But somebody is trying to kill her.Could it be Festering, the sinister butler? Or one of the other unwholesome members of the staff: Quint, Grip...
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Ice-cream, donkeys, and all those lovely bikinis – oh I do like to be beside the seaside!Available for the first time in eBook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.Timmy and Sidney are running a sea-side hotel.But their guests are having a few, erm, unusual problems: one lovely lady needs a little help on her wedding night; another bunch are rugby widows, keen to ‘try’ it on with just about everyone. And what about the Pendulum Society, the genteel swingers society?Can Timmy keep this...
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Get comfy, you’re in for a nice long ride…Available for the first time in eBook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.Long distance lorry driving. It doesn’t sound glamorous, does it? Not until you throw in the ‘expert’ lorry saleswomen Babs and Suzanne, a double-jointed circus girl and an opportunistic strip-tease. Sid and Timothy certainly deliver the goods…Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS OF A WINDOW CLEANERCONFESSIONS OF A TRAVELLING SALESMANCONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINKand...
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It always took longer to clean the inside of the windows…Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.Timothy Lea is asked to be a window cleaner by his brother-in-law Sid, and he helps to satisfy all of his customers… in whatever way is necessary.Viv preferred a man with experience.Dorothy was a little careless with her underclothes.Mrs Armstrong provided tea and cake beforehand.Brenda consumed marshmallows afterwards.Sandy drew the line at taking her clothes...
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The classic sex comedy of the 70s, available for the first time in eBook.The classic sex comedy of the 70s, available for the first time in eBook.Scream if you want to go faster! Who knew learning to drive to could be this exciting? Certainly not Timothy Lea and his brother-in-law Sid, who’re a little overwhelmed by all the top beauties who suddenly want a play behind the wheel…Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMPCONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MANCONFESSIONS...
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Would you like it in bed, Madam?Another exclusive ebook reissue of the bestselling 70s sex comedy series.Timmy and Sid need to get away from it all – so a cruise seems the perfect idea.There are plenty of brave seafaring ladies there too, seeking a bit of something different… Janice and Anthea, who are looking for new types of after-dinner entertainment, Fatima, the belly-dancer, and the admiral’s wife, who had certainly found her sea legs…Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS OF...
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Lock him up and throw away the key…Available for the first time in eBook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.Timmy has been a very naughty boy and its all gruel and hard labour? Or is it?Our young criminal is particularly lucky – he’s in a liberal-minded open prison. The Warder’s wives are particularly interested in hands-on rehabilitation, and who is Timmy to refuse?Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS OF A WINDOW CLEANERCONFESSIONS OF A LONG DISTANCE LORRY DRIVERCONFESSIONS...
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Put your hand up – and keep it there!Another exclusive ebook reissue of the bestselling 70s sex comedy series.No criminal will sleep easy in his bed with Timmy and Sid on the case as Private Dicks!Someone is nicking knickers in a girls’ school – and the boys are on the job (apparently to investigate…) Tough job!Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS OF A WINDOW CLEANERCONFESSIONS OF A LONG DISTANCE LORRY DRIVERCONFESSIONS OF A TRAVELLING SALESMANAnd many more!
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You get a bit more bounce than you bargained for in this bed shop!Another exclusive ebook reissue of the bestselling 70s sex comedy series.Timmy and Sid can’t go wrong at the bed shop, surely? It seems a nice, soft option!But that is before they factor in the Rightberk brothers who run the firm, Professor Nuttibarm, who designs the beds, and all of the ladies – Jean from the bed-testing center, the Russian Bed Union Comrade Nitya Pullova, and all those ladies desperate for a new bed to help with...
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It’s your duty to be beautiful…Another exclusive ebook reissue of the bestselling 70s sex comedy series.Bosky Dell Health Spa – relaxing, bracing – and absolutely full of women…Mrs Chalfont doesn’t seem at all tired by the early mornings and modest breakfasts, though – and she seems to want to work off her excess energy with Timmy and Sid…Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS OF A WINDOW CLEANERCONFESSIONS OF A LONG DISTANCE LORRY DRIVERCONFESSIONS OF A TRAVELLING SALESMANand...
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Pop music, screaming fans, incredible tours – being a Pop Star certainly has rewards…Available for the first time in eBook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.Timmy Lea needs a new job, and Noggo Enterprises promise to make him a star.But can he navigate his brother-in-law Sid? Their certainly seem to be lots of adoring, receptive fans, who all want a piece of him – in bars, in cars, and in seedy hotel rooms.Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS OF A WINDOW CLEANERCONFESSIONS OF...
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You’ll never guess what he’s selling…Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.Being a Travelling Salesman shouldn’t have this many perks – but then most salesmen don’t have this many accidents…It’s girls and laughs galore from the moment Timmy enrols on the HomeClean Salesman’s Training Course… right through to joining brother-in-law Sidney in selling Hirohito’s Revenge – the incredible Japanese multi-purpose cleaner.Door to door selling with a team of...
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Lights, camera, and a LOT of action…Available for the first time in eBook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.Can Timmy make it in the glamorous world of film? And just what kind of films is he thinking of?It has all gone a little bit blue…At least the girls are nice: Sandra Virgin, Dawn Lovelost and Samantha Toots are all very welcoming indeed – and a young actor might well need to sleep his way to the top!Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS OF A WINDOW CLEANERCONFESSIONS OF...
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Fresh, creamy and delicious – the milkman who always asked whether they wanted it delivered in front or round back…Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.‘It’s terrible what you milkmen do to get business,’ she says, squirting another load of foaming suds into the bath. ‘You stop at nothing, do you?’I don’t answer her at once because it had never occurred to me that there was a business angle to what I am doing – or about to do. … There was I, feeling a bit...
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The complete Timothy Lea confessions from the CONFESSIONS series, the brilliant sex comedies from the 70s, available for the first time in eBook.Save over £16 on the individual purchase RRPContains:CONFESSIONS OF A WINDOW CLEANERCONFESSIONS OF A DRIVING INSTRUCTORCONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMPCONFESSIONS FROM A HOTELCONFESSIONS OF A TRAVELLING SALESMANCONFESSIONS OF A FILM EXTRACONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINKCONFESSIONS FROM A HEALTH FARMCONFESSIONS OF A PRIVATE SOLDIERCONFESSIONS OF A POP...
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The complete Timothy Lea and Rosie Dixon confessions from the CONFESSIONS series, the brilliant sex comedies from the 70s, available for the first time in eBook.Save over £30 on the individual purchase RRPContains:Timothy Lea’s Complete ConfessionsCONFESSIONS OF A WINDOW CLEANERCONFESSIONS OF A DRIVING INSTRUCTORCONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMPCONFESSIONS FROM A HOTELCONFESSIONS OF A TRAVELLING SALESMANCONFESSIONS OF A FILM EXTRACONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINKCONFESSIONS FROM A HEALTH FARMCONFESSIONS...
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