Brian Boone's Bailie

Raising a Smile is so worthwhile,<br>(And took us ages to compile),<br>Lots of cartoons, stories and rhymes<br>(And lots of local grammatical crimes).<br><br>So buy this book, it&#39;s parful funny,<br>And you&#39;ll help to raise some money<br>For Northern Ireland Children&#39;s Hospice,<br>A grand wee place for ill kids, so it is.