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Во всей галактике наступил Зелено-месяц. Это прекрасное время, когда прекращаются все войны и многие уходят на отпуск вместе со своими родными. Именно поэтому Кон после событий книги «Во власти Мисс Кон» отправляется вместе с Элизабет на другую планету, дабы отдохнуть и провести больше времени со своей второй половинкой. Тут их ждут прекрасные 20 дней отдыха и счастья вместе, однако всегда больно уезжать оттуда, где вам вдвоём хорошо.
| Автор | Кирилл Павлов |
The further silent adventures of the trouserless man, who now extends his half-dressed antics outside the office onto an unsuspecting world…Enter the extraordinarily ordinary world of a half-dressed man.In the world of ROGER, silence speaks volumes, whether in the workplace, at leisure, or on his travels.Following his debut collection of captionless cartoons in 2006, this follow-up book sees ROGER outside the womb-like comfort zone of the office and follows his bemused antics in the domestic...
| Автор | Jeremy Gerlis |
You could be forgiven for thinking that our current crop of MPs are a bunch of sleaze-ridden, money-grabbing, self-serving individuals with a tendency to be economical with the truth and less than economical with their expenses. And you may well be right, but are they any worse then their predecessors?In Crap MPs, Grosvenor and Hicks have uncovered the 40 worst MPs* in history – a motley collection of rogues, liars, murderers, shaggers, madmen and criminals, many of whom would have been better...
| Автор | Dr. Grosvenor Bendor |
A hilarious compendium of weird, wonderful, warped classic and new games.Taken from the brilliant website http://strange-games.blogspot.com/, Montegue Blister's Strange Games is a pocket-sized compendium of the most hilarious, noisy, messy, and often vomit-inducing games ever written.Finally, the official rules for all the games you played at school as a kid, such as Finger Jousting, Peanuts, Slapsies and Thumb Wrestling. But that's not all! Montegue Blister's Strange Games includes dangerous...
| Автор | Alan Down |
For When You Need Just the Right WordTravelling is fantastic – we don't deny it. But sometimes when you're in another country, stuff happens. A thieving kid lifts your wallet, a cab driver nearly kills you, or a waiter charges you $25 for bottled water. You feel powerless without the ability to do what you really want to do – curse them out.And what's the use of knowing the right curse if you can't pronounce it correctly? The only thing you'll succeed in doing is looking like some lame tourist....
| Автор | Chuck Gonzales |
We’ve seen the future. And it’s shit.From the authors of the mega-selling Is It Just Me or Is Everything Shit?Once, we were promised a sci-fi future that never arrived. But what if it really is on its way now?The Shape of Shit to Come takes a funny tour of the future taking shape before our eyes – a future of sex robots, hotels in space, kids making their own pets with gene-splicing kits and people planning, for real, how they can turn themselves into hyper-intelligent genetically enriched...
| Автор | Steve Lowe |
Topical satire from the authors of Is it Just Me or is Everything Shit?‘Is the Cameron government a coup?’ This is the question under discussion in this witty and topical article from the bestselling authors of ‘Is it Just Me or is Everything Shit’. This question, and 44 other questions, orbiting this central question like satellites of love. Such as, ‘Will Cameron kill Clegg?’ and ‘Did Sam Cam invent trip-hop?’ You know, important stuff. Like, ‘Is it wise to put Sir Toby Young in charge of all...
| Автор | Steve Lowe |
A quirky guide to counting the calories as they come off, through ways you may never have considered possibleExactly how long would you have to kiss in order to burn off a bottle of beer? Or how long would you have to argue with someone to burn off a Mars bar?From playing ping-pong to having sex (at different levels of intensity!), this little guide contains over 100 activities and their calorie-burning powers. For instance, have you ever thought about the calories you burn simply by eating and...
| Автор | Коллектив авторов |
A text-only version of the bestselling book.TV Cream Toys celebrates the presents that we hoped, wished and prayed would turn up in the Christmas stockings of yesteryear. From Big Trak to Buckaroo!, Mastermind to Merlin, Sorry! to Strawberry Shortcake, each peerless plaything from the '60s through to the '90s is examined and catalogued (in the Argos, rather than the scientific, sense).Culled from award-winning retro website TV Cream, this book lists a wealth of fondly remembered toys, games, and...
| Автор | Steve Berry |
An amusing, informative, controversial and utterly irreverent history of the world’s favourite word.F, U, C and K – four letters that can cause outrage, scandal, embarrassment or instant relief if you hit your thumb with a hammer.In this wide-ranging and frequently hilarious history of the F-word, Rufus Lodge searches out the origins of our language’s most popular obscenity, and chronicles its dramatic arrival in our everyday lives. As he discovers, the F-word can be heard among aristocrats and...
| Автор | Rufus Lodge |
The third in the series of silent adventures of the trouserless man, whose cartoon antics abroad showcase the most fun you can have with your trousers off.Enter the extraordinarily ordinary world of a half-dressed man.In the world of ROGER, silence speaks volumes, whether in the workplace, at leisure, or on his travels.The third book in the trilogy takes ROGER outside the womb-like comfort zone of the office and his domestic environment and follows him as he ventures forth on holiday. While...
| Автор | Jeremy Gerlis |
A hilarious guide to dissing the dicks in your life.After years of meeting and putting up with crap people, a serious illness left Eileen Condon with plenty of time to ask herself why she ever put up with them. Her recovery was aided by countless hours spent in pubs with friend Amanda Edwards where they purged their bile about all the bullies, bitches and bastards that they have encountered.Bullies Bitches and Bastards is the result of their cathartic trawl through a rogues' gallery of crap...
| Автор | Eileen Condon |
At last! A comprehensive, handy guide for the misery-guts in your life.Are you an irritable, crabby, cantankerous, malcontented old grump? Well relax, because you're not alone. Grumpy Old Men is an annotated, cross-referenced and fully illustrated manual for malcontents everywhere: the comprehensive Gripes of Wrath.A compilation of gripes and grumbles, illustrated with blood-boiling images such as derailed trains and traffic wardens throughout.The next time you find yourself enraged by pointless...
| Автор | David Quantick |
The perfect book for dog lovers everywhere – is your dog king-of-the-hill…or run of the mill!Does your dog respond to hand gestures?How about facial signals?Can he perform tricks both inside and outside?Now you can find out just how smart your dog really is by giving him or her the Dog IQ Test. With three fun quizzes designed to measure your dog’s communication skills, social behaviour, motor skills and memory, you’ll finally discover if your dog is really a canine Einstein.Test Your Dog also...
| Автор | Rachel Federman |
Юмористический гротеск, повествующий нам об удивительной жизни инфантильной девушке, попавшей в круговорот случайных закономерностей. Действия книги разворачиваются в каком-то городе, видимо, меньше, чем Москва, но однозначно больше, чем Нюра. Город ничем не примечателен: всё те же названия улиц, всё тот же архитектурный ансамбль, состоящий преимущественно из сталинского ампиризма в центре, облаченного в хрущевский минимализм на окраинах и с вкраплёнными замшелыми деревянными развалинами по пути...
| Автор | Ten Zen |
Вниманию читателя представлены записки холостяка. Герой повествования – это простой холостяк чуть старше тридцати лет, в меру образованный и трудолюбивый, со своими слабостями и вкусами, которые знакомы каждому, я очень надеюсь, что в нем, его отношении к жизни вы узнаете себя или своего приятеля и улыбнетесь. А ваша улыбка при прочтении, будет самой главной наградой для автора! Содержит нецензурную брань.
| Автор | Дмитрий Федорович Капустин |
Для повествования выбран формат дневника, записи в котором делались ежедневно во время всеобщей самоизоляции весны-лета 2020. Дневниковые записи полностью основаны на реальных событиях и ведутся в двух направлениях. С одной стороны, серьезно описываются российские и мировые события, связанные с коронавирусом, но, поскольку абсурд происходящего зашкаливал, без юмора обойтись не удалось. С другой стороны, в них с изрядной долей самоиронии рассказывается о личных переживаниях и проблемах,...
| Автор | Анна Безуглая |
Далекое будущее. Разросшаяся с помощью технологии искривления пространства-времени цивилизация внезапно сталкивается с необъяснимым явлением – Темнотой, – из-за которой разгораются войны за исчезающее пространство. Не зная иных способов избежать гибели, элита прибегает к возвращению в прошлое, где они собираются начать новую жизнь и разгадать тайну Темноты. Андрей Хомский на одном конце эпохи лишь пытается обустроиться в новых условиях, сталкиваясь с бессмысленностью своей жизни, а Сатир...
| Автор | Дмитрий Воротилин |
Отравление в Англии «Новичком» бывшего русского разведчика, взрывы в Чехии, во всём этом замешаны два челябинских парня, Петров и Борисов.
Все персонажи и события вымышлены, любое совпадение с реально живущими или когда-либо жившими людьми случайно.
| Автор | Вадим Федоров |
‘I loved every minute of this fantastic story!’ Christie BarlowIt’s time to face the music…Natalie’s husband has just dropped a bombshell she never expected. Six little words no women ever wants to hear – ‘I don’t love you anymore’ – and her whole world has been turned upside-down.Caroline’s difficult mother has been kicked out of her nursing home! And with no one else able to take her in, she’s going to have to put the past behind her and invite her to stay.Nat and Caroline might live just a...
| Автор | Annie Lyons |
**You can pre-order best-selling author Christie’s brand new heartwarming novel now**Welcome to the Little Rock marina – where hearts are healed and dreams are made…For the last two years Nell Andrews has been struggling to stay afloat. As her life tumbled down around her, the only safety net has been her cosy canal boat, The Nollie. Tucked away inside, Nell has found a place to heal her broken heart. And now she’s ready to move on and follow her dream…Gorgeous Guy Cornish, with his easy Irish...
| Автор | Christie Barlow |
‘Charming, original and thoroughly enjoyable.’Katie Fforde‘A little gem. 5*’ Samantha Tonge, bestselling author of The New Beginnings Coffee ClubYou’re never too old to try something new!When octogenarian Olive Turner is persuaded by her son to move into a retirement home, she congratulates herself on finding the secret to an easy life: no washing up, cooking or cleaning. But Olive isn’t one for mindless bingo with her fellow residents, and before the first day is over she's already hatching a...
| Автор | Catherine Miller |
Three blind datesTwo teenage boys messing up her plansAnd one man who'll melt Alice's heart.'You need to get back in the saddle…' Alice despises that phrase. She's fine being single – with two slothful teenage boys and a meringue business to run, she has enough on her plate without negotiating the troublesome world of modern dating.However, Alice's three best friends have other ideas. Each one will present her with an utterly delicious, eligible man – all Alice has to do is pick her favourite.
| Автор | Fiona Gibson |
One for all and all for one…As children, Sarah, Dorrie, Beth and Caz were inseparable and vowed to one day be each others bridesmaids. But life got complicated. Now they have one last chance to fulfil their promise.Dorrie is planning her ultimate Disney wedding to the delicious Darren and is determined to have her friends back together for the Big Day. But Dorrie's fairytale is not all that it seems…Beth is desperate for a baby and is starting to resent her more fertile friends. Is a mistake...
| Автор | Julia Williams |