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Aussen - Asgard - Tag

Axel Hildebrand

Aussen - Asgard - Tag

Ordnung trifft Chaos – Beschützer der Menschen trifft Chaosbringer – Thor trifft Loki – zwei Götter, die unterschiedlicher nicht sein können. Nicht selten sind die beiden, die durch die Blutsbruderschaft Lokis mit Odin von Amtswegen her Onkel und Neffe sind, vor den Toren von Asgard unter sich. Und dabei kommen sie ins Gespräch über dieses und jenes in Midgard und Asgard und werfen so manche philosophischen Fragen auf: • Darf man in in Asgard noch rauchen? • Sind Locken im Bart schwul? •...

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Axel Hildebrand

Aussie Slang Dictionary

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Aussie Slang Dictionary

The ever popular and thoroughly entertaining Aussie Slang Dictionary is back to help you decipher and speak the true local language. Full of dazzling definitions from true-blue Aussies, you'll never be lost for words with this collection of colourful sayings. From 'aerial ping-pong' (AFL) to 'on the wrong tram' (to be following the wrong train of thought) and finishing up with some 'verbal diarrhoea' (never-ending blather),...

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Aussie Talk

Paul Bugeja

Aussie Talk

We use them every day, some of us more than others. They make our conversations colourful and interesting, loud and bright, rich and rare… and sometimes seemingly foreign or incomprehensible to visitors to our shores.They derive from a variety of cultural, historical and ethnic sources, and have adapted and evolved over time into a collection of truly original 'Australian-isms'. They underline and emphasise the linguistic imprint of who we are as Australians....

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Paul Bugeja

Bad Girls and Other Perils

Mike Strobel

Bad Girls and Other Perils

Come and walk the offbeat world of Mike Strobels popular column in the Toronto Sun. Meet the legendary panhandler Shaky Lady; the Weasel, who knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried; the secretive swinger Sexy Boots; the notorious Bicycle Bandit, who quit robbing banks, got a loan, and opened a bar; and Dr. Hook, the top doc whose professional fate rested on the cut of his jib. Youll also get a look at a fake orgasm champ, a practising witch turned beauty pageant queen, a boss cannonballer, and...

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Mike Strobel

Barmy Britain - Bizarre and True St...

Jack Crossley

Barmy Britain - Bizarre and True Stories From Across the Nation

A hilarious compendium of all that's weird and wonderful about life in the British Isles – the eccentric, bizarre bureaucracy and outright oddity reported over the last year by the nation's newspapers, including: Guardian headline, 'Man with false leg hit with toilet lid.'; The Astrological Magazine, 'announces that it is to cease due to unforeseen circumstances.' Jack Crossley spent some 40 years in Fleet Street and has compiled this laugh-out-loud collection of...

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Jack Crossley

Be a Happier Parent or Laugh Trying

Betsy Kerekes

Be a Happier Parent or Laugh Trying

This isn't that parenting book. You know, the kind that makes you feel utterly inadequate and convinced you’ll probably mess up your little humans. As author, speaker, and mom Betsy Kerekes is here to tell you it’s not about being a «better» parent, it’s about being a happier parent. Not when your kids are older, not when your kids are easier, but right now. Today even. And it’s possible, with a little laughter. Here’s a glimpse of what you’ll discover in Be a Happier Parent or Laugh...

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Betsy Kerekes

Bears Don't Care About Your Problem...

Brendan Leonard

Bears Don't Care About Your Problems

If you’ve ever considered the absurdity of sleeping on the ground in a place where bears live, pooping in a bag on a glacier, or trying to teach someone you love a sport that scares them to the point of loudly threatening to kill you in front of strangers, Bears Don’t Care About Your Problems will make you laugh. Author and creator of Semi-Rad, Brendan Leonard is part Dave Barry, part Gary Larson, and 100 percent twisted in his own fresh way. The Semi-Rad perspective has...

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Brendan Leonard

Bekenntnisse eines Nachtsportlers (...

Ксюша Ангел

Bekenntnisse eines Nachtsportlers (Gekürzt)

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Ксюша Ангел

Best stories and humour of Herman C...

Herman Charles Bosman

Best stories and humour of Herman Charles Bosman

This reissued collection contains the best of Bosman’s stories and humour, previously published in two volumes: Starlight on the Veld: Best of Herman Charles Bosman’s Stories and Recognising Blues: Best of Herman Charles Bosman’s Humour. Starlight on the Veld is a collection of 25 of Bosman’s finest stories – the most striking, the most moving, the most memorable. Oom Schalk classics like “Mafeking Road”, “In the Withaak’s Shade”, “The Rooinek” and “Makapan’s Caves” are included, alongside...

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Herman Charles Bosman

Between Heaven and Earth

Gene Jessup

Between Heaven and Earth

Back Cover I believe my book captures many interesting and exciting situations. These situations are gleaned from my personal experiences. I am convinced that my years as a Smokejumper have defined and shaped the man I am today. Several escapes from near-death experiences have brought me to this day and provided me with an abundance of gratitude. And one day soon, one last jump into the unknown.

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Gene Jessup

Bib Ballads

Lardner Ring

Bib Ballads

This early work by Ring Lardner was originally published in 1915 and we are now republishing it with a brand new introduction. 'Bib Ballads' contains a selection of poetry. Ring Lardner was born in Niles, Michigan in 1885. He studied engineering at the Armour Institute of Technology in Chicago, but did not complete his first semester. In 1907, Lardner obtained his first job as journalist with the South Bend Times. Six years later, he published his first successful book, You Know Me Al,...

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Lardner Ring

Boerumoer

Sarel Pieterse

Boerumoer

Die verteller in hierdie verhale, Oom Gysbert, se stories speel af op plase en dorpe in die Karoo. Die skrywer skep spanning met ingehoue humor en die verhale eindig dikwels op verassende wyse. Hy vertel van die eenvoudige Boggie wat in die hospitaal begin boer het sodat hy vroegtydig weet wanneer die volgende begrafnis gaan plaasvind. Dan is daar ook die suinige tant Geesie wat haar suiker in die vallei van ‘n duisend heuwels van haar boesem bewaar. En die dag van die mampoernagmaal.

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Sarel Pieterse

Bratwurst mit Senf und Seelenheil

Adrian Plass

Bratwurst mit Senf und Seelenheil

Was sind die zwei wichtigsten Dinge im Leben? Erlösung und ein Sandwich mit lecker duftendem Frühstücksspeck, findet Adrian Plass. In diesem Buch finden Sie heraus, warum. Witzige Definitionen, nachgedichtete Anbetungslieder und die ein oder andere nachdenkliche Bemerkung ergeben eine Mischung, die einen zum Lachen, Weinen und Überlegen bringt – typisch Plass eben.

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Adrian Plass

Bülent Ceylan, Intensiv

Ксюша Ангел

Bülent Ceylan, Intensiv

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Ксюша Ангел

Censorship Now!!

Ian F. Svenonius

Censorship Now!!

"While putting a copy of this book on your nightstand would be a sign of good taste, who cares about good taste? Are you willing to be seen reading a book titled Censorship Now!! in public? If so, your skin might burn with funny glances from squares, scolds and looky-loos. But on the inside, you'll feel your brain throbbing as it swells to accommodate some hilarious, absurd and radical new strategies on how to live in our ridiculous world."–Washington Post"Svenonius' new book is...

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Ian F. Svenonius

Chefvisite. Die unerwartete Rückkeh...

Albrecht Gralle

Chefvisite. Die unerwartete Rückkehr des Auferstandenen

Ist das wirklich möglich? In seinem Israelurlaub trifft der eher unscheinbare Oliver auf keinen Geringeren als … Jesus. Der Auferstandene ist in aller Heimlichkeit für eine Chefvisite zurückgekehrt, um hier nach dem Rechten zu sehen und „ein paar wichtige Dinge anzustoßen“. Dabei soll Oliver ihm helfen. Der folgt Jesus, und zusammen begeben sie sich auf eine verrückte Reise. Jesus verhält sich auch diesmal so völlig anders, als man es erwartet hätte: reißt eine Papst-Audienz an sich, stellt sich...

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Albrecht Gralle

Chico is Not an Ordinary Dog

Giuseppe Di Loreto

Chico is Not an Ordinary Dog

The adventures of a bit unusual dog growing up in Abruzzo Italy. Some events are romanticized or exaggerated. The aim is to amuse the reader and incidentally teach just a little.

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Giuseppe Di Loreto

Chocolate and Cuckoo Clocks

Alan Coren

Chocolate and Cuckoo Clocks

Edited by his children, Giles and Victoria, Chocolate and Cuckoo Clocks is an anthology of writing from the former editor of Punch and Radio 4 national treasure Alan Coren, who died in October 2007. In a prolific forty-year career Alan Coren wrote for The Times, Observer, Tatler, Daily Mail, Mail on Sunday, Listener, Punch and the New Yorker, and published over 20 books including The Sanity Inspector, Golfing for Cats and The Collected Bulletins of Idi Amin (he turned down an invitation from...

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Alan Coren

Choose Your Own Apocalypse With Kim...

Rob Sears

Choose Your Own Apocalypse With Kim Jong-un & Friends

There are many ways civilisation could end, even with wise, benevolent leaders like Kim Jong-un, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin watching over us. Now, in this fun interactive story of global doom, YOU decide how humanity perishes. Will we be turned to grey goo by Elon Musk's nanobots? Driven collectively insane by Russia's most potent memes? Or smashed to atoms by someone sitting on the wrong button in North Korea? In this book, YOU will meet the leaders with the future of...

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Rob Sears

Clueless in Galilee

Mac Barron

Clueless in Galilee

READER ALERT Three things to know about this book before you buy it: 1. If you can’t handle jokes about Jesus being cranky when he was hungry – turn back now. 2. If you think that the disciples were perfect men – prepare to be disillusioned. 3. If you think Jesus only has really smart and gifted people for friends – guess again. Are you up for a crazy ride through Scripture? Do you want to be in on the jokes and the hidden treasures in many of the passages you thought you knew by heart? Do...

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Mac Barron

Comedy Made Easy

David Kline Lovett

Comedy Made Easy

This book helps you to write and deliver jokes to attract more money, honey and health into your life. What makes this book unique is that it has 123 joke templates. The templates allow even someone who considers themselves as not funny the ability to easily write and present original funny jokes. This book is much more than simply writing and delivering jokes. When one has the ability to create and present original humor they have the power to create a...

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David Kline Lovett

Coronation Chicken

Nigel Barley

Coronation Chicken

It is 1953 in southern England, the time of the Coronation, and Jack is a small boy from the poor end of the village who is trying desperately to understand the strange people he has been born into. After the gritty, state-regulated austerity of the war, it is supposed to be a time for the celebration of cherished values and national renewal and the idea is to share the ultimate luxury food – a chicken – at a street party as a symbol of all that is eternal in the British identity. But things do...

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Nigel Barley

Cottage Daze 2-Book Bundle

James Ross

Cottage Daze 2-Book Bundle

This special bundle contains both of James Ross’ essential companion volumes to the great Canadian tradition of life at the cottage. Who doesn’t remember sitting in a frigid lake, trying to help a youngster get up on water skis for the first time, launching a boat while the whole world seems to be watching, or getting caught up in a nest of wasps? These collections of stories, elegantly organized into four seasons (spring, summer, autumn, and winter), will make readers laugh, cry, and long to be...

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James Ross

Crap Days Out

Gareth Rubin

Crap Days Out

Gareth Rubin had the idea for this book after a horrific date with a Polish girl during which she attempted to engage a Russian couple in a fist-fight. He writes for a number of newspapers including the Observer, Express, Telegraph and Mail on Sunday about travel, property, the arts and personal finance. He recently completed his first novel, All Honourable Men. Jon Parker is a freelance journalist published in the Guardian, The Times, Independent and Telegraph, as well as writing for television...

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Gareth Rubin

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