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Verzeihen Sie, wenn ich störe ... (...

Joachim Ringelnatz

Verzeihen Sie, wenn ich störe ... (Ungekürzt)

Thalbach und Ringelnatz – eine unschlagbar komische Kombination. Wer sonst könnte Ringelnatz so verschmitzt vortragen wie die Thalbach? So muß es klingen, wenn Ameisen eine Weltreise antreten, um dann in «Altona auf der Chaussee» festzustellen: «da taten ihnen die Füße weh». Oder wenn der Bratapfel aus dem Backofen heraus der Welt verkündet: «Was ich erlebt, das glaubt man kaum, / Ich hing an einem Apfelbaum». Dieses Hörbuch vereint die beliebtesten Gedichte und Geschichten aus...

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Joachim Ringelnatz

Verkehrte Welt (Ungekürzt)

Ксюша Ангел

Verkehrte Welt (Ungekürzt)

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Ксюша Ангел

Vanainimeste naljad

Geoff Tibballs

Vanainimeste naljad

Vanaks saamine on vältimatu. Ainus, mis aitab sellega leppida, on selle üle naermine. Naer aitab unustada kõike, mida ei taheta mäletada, ent mäletatakse siiski. Sellesse kogumikku on kokku kogutud kõige paremad naljad vananemise ja vanainimeste kohta. Kuna nad on kirja pandud ja raamatu kujul, siis pole isegi vanainimestel võimalik neid ära unustada…

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Geoff Tibballs

Vana aja ütlemisi - ropu suuga laus...

Leelo Kassikäpp

Vana aja ütlemisi - ropu suuga lausumisi

Rahvasuus liigub igasuguseid lugusid, ka uskumatult roppe. Tuleb välja, et meie esivanemad ei olnud sugugi nii ontlikud, kui arvata võiksime. Leelo kogus kokku rahvasuus liikunud ütlemisi, lõbusaid lookesi, lorilaule ja kahemõttelisi krutskitega mõistatusi. *Ega metsa puid kaasa võeta. (Kui ilma abikaasata peole mindi).Viska maha, muidu kukub.Kes on loodud orjama, see orjaku hea meelega! Tee puust ja punaseks.Puhas kui prillikivi.Kui pole surmatõbi, siis saab ikka viinast abi.Tramm nr.11, ehk –...

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Leelo Kassikäpp

Vahva sõduri Švejki juhtumised maai...

Jaroslav Hašek

Vahva sõduri Švejki juhtumised maailmasõja päevil IV

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Jaroslav Hašek

Vahva sõduri Švejki juhtumised maai...

Jaroslav Hašek

Vahva sõduri Švejki juhtumised maailmasõja päevil III

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Jaroslav Hašek

Vahva sõduri Švejki juhtumised maai...

Jaroslav Hašek

Vahva sõduri Švejki juhtumised maailmasõja päevil II

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Jaroslav Hašek

Vahva sõduri Švejki juhtumised maai...

Jaroslav Hašek

Vahva sõduri Švejki juhtumised maailmasõja päevil I

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Jaroslav Hašek

Unexpected

Denise Graham

Unexpected

Denise Graham was born and raised in Long Beach, California. She has always had an affinity for writing. Since elementary school, Denise has dabbled in poetry and short stories. Her biggest ambition was to write a novel one day and her dream finally came true with this book. She currently resides in Fort Wayne, Indiana with her husband Bob and her two cats, Tasha and Ollie.

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Denise Graham

Und sie hatten keine Plätzchen in d...

Arno Backhaus

Und sie hatten keine Plätzchen in der Herberge

In Und sie hatten keine Plätzchen in der Herberge versammelt Arno Backhaus Textliches zum Fest: sinnliche Geschichten, humorvolle Anekdoten, Backrezepte, Sprüche, Witze, Inputs, missio-narrische Ideen für den Adventsmarkt und vieles mehr! Dabei ist es ihm wichtig zu vermitteln, worum es an Weihnachten wirklich geht: Nicht um den Glühwein, die Geschenke oder eine verkitsche Wohlfühl-Religion, sondern um das Wunder der Geburt Gottes hier bei uns! Beste Unterhaltung zum Fest!

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Arno Backhaus

Uncle Dysfunctional

AA Gill

Uncle Dysfunctional

From 2011 up until his death at the end of 2016, the inimitable AA Gill reigned supreme as Uncle Dysfunctional, Esquire's resident advice columnist. In this raffish, hilarious, scathing yet often surprisingly humane collection, Gill applies his unmatched wit to the largest and smallest issues of our time. Whether you're struggling to satisfy your other half, having a crisis over your baldness, don't like your daughter's boyfriend, or need the definitive rules on shorts,...

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AA Gill

Tweets, Greets, Sweets & Beets A GU...

Glenn Proctor

Tweets, Greets, Sweets & Beets A GUIDE TO MANAGING EGO

Management, career and life tips presented as basic, relevant, thoughtful and fun messages. Because most people have a verse, slogan, tidbit, motto or quote to live by, these can be used as personal mission statements. Hopefully, readers will think, laugh, pass them along, make a screensaver, tweet or put them in fancy frames next to the work mission statements they don't understand.

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Glenn Proctor

Treffen sich zwei Träume. Beide pla...

Patrick Salmen

Treffen sich zwei Träume. Beide platzen.

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Patrick Salmen

Traktat über den Hund

Kurt Tucholsky

Traktat über den Hund

In der für Kurt Tucholsky typischen Manier erklärt dieser, warum Hunde immer bellen und weshalb Hundebesitzer die rüchsichtslosesten Menschen der Welt sind. Frank Arnold rezitiert Tucholskys berühmtes «Traktat über den Hund» in einer ungekürzten Lesung.

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Kurt Tucholsky

Total Propaganda

Helen Razer

Total Propaganda

A cheeky introduction to Marxism and socialism for everyone fed up with their capitalist woes. Millennials have it bad. They face the problems of underemployment, unaffordable housing, and economists who write crap columns telling them it’s their fault for taking an Uber to brunch. Today the future’s so dark we need night vision goggles, not a few liberal guys shining a torch on a sandwich. Maybe today we could use the light of Karl Marx. Marx may not have had much to say about brunch in the...

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Helen Razer

Too Much!

Richard C. Simms

Too Much!

This book of satirical military comics is a humorous look at life in the military during the Korean war era.Cartoonist Richard C. Simms entered the service in 1953 where he spent a short but delightful sixteen weeks at Fort Riley, and thereafter was sent to Korea, where he spent the rest of his Army career. He wasted no time establishing himself as a talented cartoonist, with a sharp eye for the ironical. With the termination of his contract with the Army, Simms returned to the United States to...

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Richard C. Simms

Tõeraamat

Avanejad

Tõeraamat

Kui Johannes Gensfleisch zur Laden zum Gutenberg oma maailma esimese trükimasina käima tõmbas, tundis ta, et midagi on puudu. Piibli paljundamine oli küll püha ja tore, aga masin oli kuidagi… avanematu ja igav. Viga oli loomulikult selles, et vanale heale Johannesele ei laskunud õnne trükkida Avanejate «Tõeraamatut»! Nii tema üldiselt geniaalne bisnutt tasapisi ära kärbuski…Eks ta olegi ju loomulik, et tõeraamatu-laadne avanemine peab esmalt teoks saama ikka eestlaste ehk Kungla rahva seas!...

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Avanejad

Toast on Toast

Steven Toast

Toast on Toast

Toast on Toast is the must-have book for all budding actors – and non-actors too. In this part memoir, part 'how to act' manual, Steven Toast draws on his vast and varied experiences, providing the reader with an invaluable insight into his journey from school plays to RADA, and from 'It's a Right Royal Knockout' to the Colony Club. Along the way, he reveals the secrets of his success. He discloses how to brush up on and expand your technical and vocal skills, how to...

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Steven Toast

To Mormons, With Love

Chrisy M.D. Ross

To Mormons, With Love

When Chrisy Ross and her family moved to a small-town LDS community–one she affectionately refers to as Mayberry–she underestimated her readiness as a nonmember for what turned out to be a cultural immersion. Sure, she knew Mormons didn't drink caffeine (cough), and they never swore (double cough), but life with family-centered folks would be cozy and wonderful. She could smell the fresh-baked bread just thinking about it. Join her as she honestly,...

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Chrisy M.D. Ross

Think Like a White Man

Dr Boulé Whytelaw III

Think Like a White Man

By following the White Man Commandments – namely, that winning justifies anything and everything – you too can achieve success beyond your capabilities. With lessons on the value of shock and awe, putting compassion on the back-burner and pretending racism doesn’t exist, Think Like a White Man teaches you how to understand, overcome and overthrow the White Man in the whiter-shade-of-pale world of work.

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Dr Boulé Whytelaw III

The World According to Vice

Vice Magazine

The World According to Vice

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Vice Magazine

The Woman's Book of Dirty Words

Mary Fran Bontempo

The Woman's Book of Dirty Words

We women like to talk. We talk to the tune of around 20,000 words per day, if current science is to be believed. We talk to commune with our girlfriends, sisters and mothers, we talk to issue directives to our kids and families, we talk to share our feelings (ad nauseum, if you ask our husbands and partners), we talk at work, we talk at play, sometimes we even talk in our sleep. Words are kind of our thing. We should be word experts. So why is it that...

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Mary Fran Bontempo

The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

Mark Twain

The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

Renowned as a novelist, journalist, and humorist, Mark Twain is not only one of the most widely read and admired American writers, he is also among the most quoted. Wit and repartee permeate his work — from the short, light pieces to his great novel Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and even later, in dark meditations on the human condition where his humor takes on a cynical, satirical twist. This remarkably inexpensive volume gathers together hundreds of Twain's most memorable quips...

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Mark Twain

The Wisdom of Woodstock

Charles M. Schulz

The Wisdom of Woodstock

Our most cherished cartoon bird shares his wisdom on life in this beautifully produced gift book for all generations. From his perch on top of Snoopy's doghouse, Woodstock spends his days trying (and failing) to fly, falling in love with worms and striving to be an exemplary secretary to Snoopy. For the millions of faithful Charles Schulz fans, and those who fondly remember Snoopy's scrappy side-kick, this is the first in a new series to cherish that will see the beguiling Peanuts...

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Charles M. Schulz

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