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The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

Mark Twain

The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

Renowned as a novelist, journalist, and humorist, Mark Twain is not only one of the most widely read and admired American writers, he is also among the most quoted. Wit and repartee permeate his work — from the short, light pieces to his great novel Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and even later, in dark meditations on the human condition where his humor takes on a cynical, satirical twist. This remarkably inexpensive volume gathers together hundreds of Twain's most memorable quips...

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Mark Twain

RACE PIMPING

Wavecrest Imprint

RACE PIMPING

Race pimping has cost America TRILLIONS of dollars, as the money in race guilt is fantastic. Politicians line their pockets and those of family and friends, while delivering little to nothing to their constituents or the community at large. ********************************************************************* Don’t know whether to buy this book or not, then you are a racist sellout! Just kidding. But it does mean you are likely cheap, and not to go all Shawshank on you, but...

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Wavecrest Imprint

Bib Ballads

Lardner Ring

Bib Ballads

This early work by Ring Lardner was originally published in 1915 and we are now republishing it with a brand new introduction. 'Bib Ballads' contains a selection of poetry. Ring Lardner was born in Niles, Michigan in 1885. He studied engineering at the Armour Institute of Technology in Chicago, but did not complete his first semester. In 1907, Lardner obtained his first job as journalist with the South Bend Times. Six years later, he published his first successful book, You Know Me Al,...

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Lardner Ring

Let's re-Great Britain

Ксюша Ангел

Let's re-Great Britain

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Ксюша Ангел

How to Argue with a Cat

Ксюша Ангел

How to Argue with a Cat

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Ксюша Ангел

Have You Eaten Grandma?

Ксюша Ангел

Have You Eaten Grandma?

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Ксюша Ангел

I Am the Border, So I Am

@BorderIrish

I Am the Border, So I Am

‘Channelling the spirit of Monty Python, Father Ted and Oscar Wilde, [@BorderIrish] trolls the Brexit process with a tone that is whimsical, sometimes surreal and always pointed.’ – Guardian‘I was living the quiet life, watching the traffic and the sheep go by and then Brexit came along and I listened to people dismissing my importance. I could see the danger coming in the distance, like a cold front on the Tyrone skyline. So I thought, how can an invisible border be heard?’97 years young, the...

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@BorderIrish

Go the Fuck to Sleep

Adam Mansbach

Go the Fuck to Sleep

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Adam Mansbach

You Have to Fucking Eat

Adam Mansbach

You Have to Fucking Eat

From the author of the international best seller GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic, You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving mums and dads new, old, grand- and expectant a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn't read it to your children.

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Adam Mansbach

The Peanuts Guide to Happiness

Charles M. Schulz

The Peanuts Guide to Happiness

The Peanuts gang offer their wisdom on happiness in this beautifully produced gift book for all generations. For the beguiling Peanuts gang, happiness is many things – a warm blanket, a snowy day, a full supper dish, but most of all happiness is being one of the gang. The millions of faithful Charles Schulz fans and those who fondly remember our best-loved beagle and his friends will cherish this latest title in our Peanuts Guide to Life series.

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Charles M. Schulz

The Philosophy of Snoopy

Charles M. Schulz

The Philosophy of Snoopy

The world's most beloved beagle shares his philosophy on life in this beautifully produced gift book for all generations. In his inimitable style, Snoopy spends his days extolling the virtues of dancing, hanging out with his best bird friend Woodstock, pursuing a full supper dish and giving his owner – our favourite lovable loser, Charlie Brown – the run-around. For the millions of faithful Charles Schulz fans, and those who fondly remember the joyful dog with the wild imagination, this...

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Charles M. Schulz

The Wisdom of Woodstock

Charles M. Schulz

The Wisdom of Woodstock

Our most cherished cartoon bird shares his wisdom on life in this beautifully produced gift book for all generations. From his perch on top of Snoopy's doghouse, Woodstock spends his days trying (and failing) to fly, falling in love with worms and striving to be an exemplary secretary to Snoopy. For the millions of faithful Charles Schulz fans, and those who fondly remember Snoopy's scrappy side-kick, this is the first in a new series to cherish that will see the beguiling Peanuts...

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Charles M. Schulz

Waarom mans altyd reg is (en ander...

André le Roux

Waarom mans altyd reg is (en ander onnoselhede)

Waarom mans altyd reg is (en ander onnoselhede) bevat van die laaste (en skreeusnaaksste) rubrieke wat André le Roux vir Sarie geskryf het. Wat is dit met vrouens en alewig inkopies doen? En hoekom wil mans nooit dokter toe gaan nie? En vir wat moet ’n mansmens dan nou ’n huweliksherdenking onthou, of o wee, eintlik was dit haar verjaarsdag! Met dié jongste bundel sketse van André le Roux kry ’n mens opnuut lag vir die hemelsbreë verskille tussen mans en vroue. En waarom die liefde steeds blind...

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André le Roux

Is It Me or Is It Getting Hot in He...

Tom Eaton

Is It Me or Is It Getting Hot in Here?

Are we frogs in a boiling pot or a stressed but resilient nation trying to make sense of bizarre times? Are we being ruled by an African liberation movement or a fourteenth-century Italian church? And why do SUV drivers look so confused? Tom Eaton explores these and other questions about modern life in South Africa with the razor-sharp, laugh-out-loud style that has made him one of South Africa's most beloved commentators.

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Tom Eaton

The Book Of Lists London

Nick Rennison

The Book Of Lists London

Why did London Underground once employ a one-legged man to ride up and down the escalators at Earl's Court tube station? What did Hitler plan to do with Nelson's Column? Why is London's only medieval mummy a prostitute named Clarice la Claterballock? How did a beer flood in Tottenham Court Road drown nine people? Where can you see a pair of Queen Victoria's knickers? Containing chapters covering London past and present; buildings and streets; famous and unexpected Londoners;...

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Nick Rennison

The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home...

Zack Arnstein

The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion

We all know how our government is fighting global terrorism, but what are you doing to help? Probably not much.The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion can change that. It’s the definitive guide to how you can be a soldier in the War on Terrorism without having to leave your kitchen. This illustrated manual will expertly train you and your entire family in: Spying on your neighbors Turning common household objects into useful terror-fighting weapons...

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Zack Arnstein

Hea inglise nali

Erkki Kõlu

Hea inglise nali

Miks naerab inglane iga nalja peale kolm korda? Erkki Kõlu ja Peeter Tulviste koostatud valimikus Inglise naljadest saab ettekujutuse sellest, miks, mille üle üldse ja kuidas inglane naerab. Ja Eesti lugejal on ka garanteeritult väga lõbus.

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Erkki Kõlu

Eestlane ja teised rahvad. 1457 ane...

Erkki Kõlu

Eestlane ja teised rahvad. 1457 anekdooti erinevatest rahvustest

nekdootide kogumist alustas Erkki Kõlu juba 1982. aastal.Ühtekokku on temalt ilmunud 12 anekdoodikogumikku. Käesolev kogumik koosnebanekdootidest, kus oma osa saavad 33 eri rahvuse (kui mulgid ka eraldi rahvusekslugeda) tüüpilised esindajad. Ei jää ilma eestlasedki.

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Erkki Kõlu

Tõeraamat

Avanejad

Tõeraamat

Kui Johannes Gensfleisch zur Laden zum Gutenberg oma maailma esimese trükimasina käima tõmbas, tundis ta, et midagi on puudu. Piibli paljundamine oli küll püha ja tore, aga masin oli kuidagi… avanematu ja igav. Viga oli loomulikult selles, et vanale heale Johannesele ei laskunud õnne trükkida Avanejate «Tõeraamatut»! Nii tema üldiselt geniaalne bisnutt tasapisi ära kärbuski…Eks ta olegi ju loomulik, et tõeraamatu-laadne avanemine peab esmalt teoks saama ikka eestlaste ehk Kungla rahva seas!...

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Avanejad

Elu läbi taksopeegli. Kiisu, pane...

Alan Adojaan

Elu läbi taksopeegli. Kiisu, pane 15 linna….

"See raamat viib sind värvikale reisile taksojuhtide sisekosmoses aset leidva argipäevase absurdi, huumori ning teinekord ka tragöödia radadele. On ju kõigile teada, et taksorooli keerajad puutuvad oma töös kokku väga erinevate inimeste ja maailmadega, satuvad seiklustesse ning paljud neist on ka ise vägagi omapärased karakterid. Takso on märgiliseltki mitmefunktsiooniline ja mitmetähendusliku olemusega. Takso kui ühenduslüli algpunkti ja eesmärgi vahel, takso kui abivahend kuskile jõudmiseks,...

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Alan Adojaan

Anekdoodipiibel. Kõvasti üle 3000 a...

Erkki Kõlu

Anekdoodipiibel. Kõvasti üle 3000 anekdoodi

Pole vist olemas inimtüüpi või eluala, kelle kohta „Anekdoodipiiblist“ ühtegi anekdooti ei leiaks. Oma jao saavad advokaadid, arstid ja asotsiaalid; õpetajad, hullud ja ämmad; kalamehed, jahimehed ja muidumehed; kool ja kirik … On musta huumorit ja poliitiliselt ebakorrektseid – kõike on! Naermise hõlbustamiseks on anekdoodid paigutatud teemade kaupa tähestiku järjekorras.

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Erkki Kõlu

Haige kogu raha eest. Anekdoote ars...

Erkki Kõlu

Haige kogu raha eest. Anekdoote arstidest ja nende patsientidest

Erkki Kõlu hakkas anekdoote koguma juba 1982. aastal. Ühtekokku on temalt ilmunud 13 anekdoodiraamatut, viimane neist, „Eestlane ja teised rahvad“, 2015. a sügisel. Käesolevasse kogumikku on Erkki Kõlu ammendamatust anekdootide varamust valitud need, mis räägivad arstidest, apteekritest, sanitaridest, medõdedest ja muidugi nende patsientidest. Hoiatuseks peab ütlema, et sugugi mitte alati ei ole selge, kelle üle siis parajasti ikkagi naerdakse.

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Erkki Kõlu

Oh seda Jukut küll! Anekdoote laste...

Erkki Kõlu

Oh seda Jukut küll! Anekdoote lastest ainult täiskasvanutele

Lastele seda raamatut ei soovita, aga lapsevanematel on seal küllaga lugemist ja äratundmist: kas keegi võib üldse öelda, et ta pole pidanud oma võsukese pärast punastama või käigu pealt mõne „kurejutu“ välja mõtlema?! Õnneks kaob häbiõhetus vanemate palgeilt ruttu ja pisut piinlikust seigast saab hea lugu, mida edasi rääkida. Just sellised anekdoodid on Erkki Kõlu kokku kogunud. Juku kõrval astuvad üles ka Mannid, vanaisad-vanaemad, onud-tädid ja loomulikult isad-emad.

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Erkki Kõlu

Miks emme vannub

Gill Sims

Miks emme vannub

Tere tulemast emme maailma!Emme rüblikust poeg Peter on oma iPhone’iga kokku kasvanud, nagu ühendaks neid nabanöör. Puberteediikka jõudnud Jane on võtnud kindlalt pähe Instagramis staariks saada. Issi käib aga aina tihedamini eksootilistel ärireisidel …Pinged emme abielus kasvavad, lapsed muutuvad aina pöörasemaks ja maja kipub igast otsast lagunema. Ainult Judgy, Uhke ja Üllas Terjer, jääb ustavaks. Lisaks ootavad emmet uued väljakutsed, sest ta asub tööle trendikas start-up’is. Lisaks sellele,...

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Gill Sims

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