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The Life and Death of Rochester Sne...

Humphry Berkeley

The Life and Death of Rochester Sneath

H. Rochester Sneath no longer exists. And if you wished to put your son's name on the waiting list for Selhurst School, near Petworth, Sussex, you might have a little difficulty. It doesn't exist either. But, as this collection of Sneath's letters, and the replies, proves, you can fool most of the people most of the time. Particularly, it seems, if the people happen to be the head masters of those most English private institutions – public schools. In early 1948 Sneath began...

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Humphry Berkeley

The Fountain of Humor Number 3 (Inc...

Richard G. Lazar PhD

The Fountain of Humor Number 3 (Includes Some Salty Language and RisquÃ© Tellings)

It is a collection of jokes and stories. These jokes can be read and listened to or read and/or played to people who live, work or love others. The material is helpful to mind and body. It is funny, tasteful and likely to make most people laugh out loud. It's all about feeling good, feeling much better, reducing sad feelings, healing mind and body. All anyone needs to do is to laugh loud and long to feel good and better. Yes, it works. It's not a cure-all for...

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Richard G. Lazar PhD

Funny Business

Michael MDiv Dolan

Funny Business

Hey, lighten up! And help your customers and co-workers have a little fun too. There's nothing like Funny Business available anywhere (that's why we wrote it). Find out how to put humor in your writing – and get away with it! Memos, letters, social media – make it all a little funnier. Here's just some of what you'll get: – The Basics of a Working Joke – Why Humor is a Good Idea at Work – The...

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Michael MDiv Dolan

A Little Bit of Ivey

Lorelei JD Branam

A Little Bit of Ivey

Call me Ivey Mae I am middle aged. I am staying married. I don't want any sort of implant and there isn't a cougar bone in my body. I have six children, including a set of twins, thirty pets and no, we don't live on a farm or even reside in a rural area. We live smack dab in suburbia but my husband thinks pets are family and should not be separated from each other. Rodents and rabbits don't understand about incest. It took...

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Lorelei JD Branam

Lug Nuts

Rocky Psy.D. Spino

Lug Nuts

This is my first attempt to put into words the true stories I experienced in my forty years of service as an employee of one of the US "Big Three" automotive manufactures. The purpose of this effort is to enlighten the public on why there are so many auto recalls. In addition, the lessons learned on, "How not to run a business", will prove helpful to business professionals. The name of my work is, "Lug Nuts". I have changed the places and...

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Rocky Psy.D. Spino

The Fountain of Humor Number 2

Richard G. Lazar PhD

The Fountain of Humor Number 2

The Fountain of Humor Number 2, available as an eBook and as an audiobook. It is a collection of jokes and stories. These jokes can be read and listened to or read and/or played to people who live, work or love others. The material is helpful to mind and body. It is funny, tasteful and likely to make most people laugh out loud. It's all about feeling good, feeling much better, reducing sad feelings, healing mind and body. All anyone needs to do is...

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Richard G. Lazar PhD

Spiritfarmer Aftermath; ...Farming...

Hugh M.D. Mann

Spiritfarmer Aftermath; ...Farming 101

…uncompromising, non-apologetic, comically abusive…the second offering concerning the new sport of spiritfarming. Author Hugh Mann takes of the gloves with a no holds barred account of "farm equipment" as spiritfarming goes pro…

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Hugh M.D. Mann

Don't Forget the Pepper Spray (Seco...

Kristen Marie

Don't Forget the Pepper Spray (Second Edition)

GUNS, EX-CONS AND POLICE INCARCERATION… Sounds more like something that would happen in an action movie than on a date. But as these TRUE stories show, dating can be dangerous, shocking and most of all, FUNNY. So find yourself a seat and get ready to laugh, cry and shake your head in disbelief. And if you're thinking about dating, get yourself some pepper spray—you'll need it!

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Kristen Marie

The Fountain of Humor for Seniors

Richard G. Lazar PhD

The Fountain of Humor for Seniors

The Fountain of Humor for Seniors available as an eBook and in Audio files is a collection of jokes and stories targeted to seniors 50+. These jokes can be read and listened to by the senior him- or herself or read and/or played to them by the people who live, work or love them. The material is helpful to mind and body. It is funny, tasteful and likely to make most seniors laugh out loud. It's all about feeling good, feeling much better, reducing sad feelings, healing...

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Richard G. Lazar PhD

Fly On the Walmart: Confessions of...

Kristin Ph.D. Mango

Fly On the Walmart: Confessions of a Young Walmart Greeter

A man who crapped his pants, an old lady who whacked an employee, a redneck arrest and more are all in one place in this book. Fly on the Walmart: Confessions of a Young Walmart Greeter contains numerous stories of the crazy and hilarious things Walmart customers do. This book is not affiliated with the company of Walmart. So many other books talk about the company and the boring fiscal details. The customers and their antics are so much more interesting, and they are what...

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Kristin Ph.D. Mango

The Needletoe Letters

Robert M. Price

The Needletoe Letters

C.S. Lewis' classic The Screwtape Letters is full of keen wit and wise counsel–if one is a Christian believer. Such a reader will find much to ponder in its pages. But suppose one begins to question whether it is the voice of mature reason that Lewis portrays as the wiles of Satan? The Needletoe Letters takes the other side, depicting the letters of advice and guidance from a veteran angel to his inexperienced nephew. Their common task? To keep Christian believers hoodwinked...

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Robert M. Price

I Write Artist Statements

Liz Sales

I Write Artist Statements

This delightful little paperback consists of humorously inventive fictionalized artist statements. The recent explosion of interest in academic art programs around the world has led to a dramatic increase in overwritten, hyperbolic artist statements. I Write Artist Statements skewers popular art school clichés while describing impossible projects that simply could not exist off of the printed page.

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Liz Sales

The Incomplete Tim Key

Tim Key

The Incomplete Tim Key

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Tim Key

The Complete Peanuts 1953-1954

Charles M. Schulz

The Complete Peanuts 1953-1954

Peanuts is the most popular comic strip in the history of the world. Its characters – Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Lucy, Linus, Schroeder, and so many more – have become dearly loved icons for generation after generation. Now Charles Schulz's classic, Peanuts, will be reprinted in its entirety for the first time. In these beautifully produced editions, the strip will be presented in full in chronological order. They will be the ultimate books for Peanuts' fans the world over. These first...

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Charles M. Schulz

Fuck, Now There Are Two of You

Adam Mansbach

Fuck, Now There Are Two of You

It turns out that two is a million more kids than one. Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat. Now Fuck, Now There Are Two of You tackles a new addition to the family and all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one. As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.

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Adam Mansbach

Vladimir Putin: Life Coach

Rob Sears

Vladimir Putin: Life Coach

What can the rise and reign of this century's most feared politician teach us about life, work and love? Rob Sears shows how the machinations that enabled Putin to dominate the Kremlin and undermine the United States of America could also help you take control of your mundane life. How would you like to ruin your enemies by sharing compromising material about that time they didn't wash their hands? Or annex territory by claiming the stationery cupboard at work as your personal empire?...

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Rob Sears

The Genius of Charlie Brown

Charles M. Schulz

The Genius of Charlie Brown

Our favourite lovable loser and owner of the world's most beloved beagle, Snoopy, Charlie Brown shares his outlook on life in this beautifully produced gift book for all generations. In his incomparable style, Charlie Brown spends his days battling with the kite-eating tree, yearning for the Little Red-Haired girl, refusing to give in on the baseball field and wrestling with his multiple anxieties. For the millions of faithful Charles Schulz fans, and those who fondly remember this...

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Charles M. Schulz

Exposed! 2011

Alison Jackson

Exposed! 2011

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Alison Jackson

Simon's Cat: It's a Dog's Life

Simon Tofield

Simon's Cat: It's a Dog's Life

While patrolling his territory, Simon’s Cat dips into the lives of the many dogs in his neighbourhood, including crazy poodles, a lovestruck bulldog and a pack of mischievous puppies. With characteristic style and wit, Simon Tofield’s brilliantly observed illustrations capture the comical capers of different dog breeds, and some a-meow-sing encounters with their feline counterparts.

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Simon Tofield

The Peanuts Guide to Christmas

Charles M. Schulz

The Peanuts Guide to Christmas

Christmas has come to the world of Peanuts and the beguiling gang are celebrating (and commiserating) in this beautiful book for all generations. The millions of faithful Charles Schulz fans and those who fondly remember our best-loved beagle and his friends will cherish this latest title in the Peanuts Guide to Life series.

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Charles M. Schulz

The Further Adventures of An Idiot...

Karl Pilkington

The Further Adventures of An Idiot Abroad

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Karl Pilkington

The Peanuts Guide to Brothers and S...

Charles M. Schulz

The Peanuts Guide to Brothers and Sisters

The Peanuts gang offer their wisdom on family life in this beautifully produced gift book for all generations. Whether it's Charlie Brown helping his little sister Sally with her homework, Snoopy going in search of his beloved sister Belle or Linus learning how to cope with having a big sister who is always in charge, in this new book siblings are celebrated in all their glory. Even Lucy will admit that little brothers can sometimes be useful to have in your corner. The millions of faithful...

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Charles M. Schulz