Юмористические стихи
414 кн.
Ob in gediegenen britischen Seniorenclubs oder down-under auf seiner Vortragsreise durch Australien – der fromme Chaot ist zum internationalen Redner avanciert. Traumwandlerisch sicher findet er den wunden Punkt, bekehrt Heiden wie kaum einer und macht selbstredend auch vor «richtigen» Heilungen nicht halt.
| Автор | Adrian Plass |
Gareth Rubin had the idea for this book after a horrific date with a Polish girl during which she attempted to engage a Russian couple in a fist-fight. He writes for a number of newspapers including the Observer, Express, Telegraph and Mail on Sunday about travel, property, the arts and personal finance. He recently completed his first novel, All Honourable Men. Jon Parker is a freelance journalist published in the Guardian, The Times, Independent and Telegraph, as well as writing for television...
| Автор | Gareth Rubin |
The end of the world is not nigh. The idea that we are one step from calamity is as old as history itself. Every step on the road of progress has always been countered by those who think that we should keep to a primitive lifestyle that they claim is compatible with nature. But despite the fact that they've been proved wrong, the pessimists are undeterred by their abysmal record. They continue to echo a deep-seated fear that unless we repent and change the way we live, we will be...
| Автор | Stanley Feldman |
Once again we are blessed with yet another collection of Jim Foster’s ravings. His first book, I hate to complain, but … with its views on everything from bank mergers to the author’s 30-year love affair with Sophia Loren, is being hailed as a classic example – though of what no one is quite sure. Readers will be amazed at the depth of the author’s knowledge on just about any subject and his total inability to keep it to himself. What should you do if a comet falls on you at 1000 mph? What...
| Автор | Jim Foster |
Come and walk the offbeat world of Mike Strobels popular column in the Toronto Sun. Meet the legendary panhandler Shaky Lady; the Weasel, who knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried; the secretive swinger Sexy Boots; the notorious Bicycle Bandit, who quit robbing banks, got a loan, and opened a bar; and Dr. Hook, the top doc whose professional fate rested on the cut of his jib. Youll also get a look at a fake orgasm champ, a practising witch turned beauty pageant queen, a boss cannonballer, and...
| Автор | Mike Strobel |
In „Selig sind die Loser“ erzählt Erfolgsautor Frank Bonkowski 54 Geschichten von Gottes neuer Welt. Kreative Gleichnisse treffen hier auf moderne Nacherzählungen biblischer und anderer Vorlagen. Genau wie die Erzählungen Jesu stellen seine Geschichten unsere Wertmaßstäbe auf den Kopf, regen zum Um- und Querdenken an und fordern heraus, Gottes neue Welt jetzt schon zu wagen.
| Автор | Frank Bonkowski |
Was sind die zwei wichtigsten Dinge im Leben? Erlösung und ein Sandwich mit lecker duftendem Frühstücksspeck, findet Adrian Plass. In diesem Buch finden Sie heraus, warum. Witzige Definitionen, nachgedichtete Anbetungslieder und die ein oder andere nachdenkliche Bemerkung ergeben eine Mischung, die einen zum Lachen, Weinen und Überlegen bringt – typisch Plass eben.
| Автор | Adrian Plass |
Was könnte für Herz und Seele erfrischender sein als ein herzhaftes Lachen? Flotte Sprüche, hintergründige Witze, Humorvolles und Nachdenkliches – das Spaßtraktat Nr. 1 des allseits bekannten Arno Backhaus bietet Aha-Erlebnisse für alle Lebenslagen.
| Автор | Arno Backhaus |
Mike McCardell’s instinct for finding the perfect story at just the right time has led him to a lifetime of great scoops and gripping tales as an author and Vancouver news icon. Years of chasing and reporting human-interest stories have honed his ability to see the deeper meaning behind the everyday, and to capture the universal and familiar in even the strangest and most outlandish events. With this open-hearted approach, McCardell has become a master of weaving stories that are uplifting,...
| Автор | Mike McCardell |
Funnybooks is the story of the most popular American comic books of the 1940s and 1950s, those published under the Dell label. For a time, «Dell Comics Are Good Comics» was more than a slogan—it was a simple statement of fact. Many of the stories written and drawn by people like Carl Barks (Donald Duck, Uncle Scrooge), John Stanley (Little Lulu), and Walt Kelly (Pogo) repay reading and rereading by educated adults even today, decades after they were published as disposable entertainment for...
| Автор | Michael Barrier |
Nobody ever said being an adult was easy. But it's easier with The Little Book of Big Excuses, with hundreds of excuses for things you did, things you didn't do, things you did wrong, and things you never want to hear about again. First things first: «Fake Don't Flake.» In here are your excuses for being late for or not showing up to any number of places for any number of reasons–grandma's birthday party, work, home, weddings, dentists appointments. «Excusez-Moi, si'l...
| Автор | Addie Johnson |
"Proscriptive how-to advice ranges over a wide number of subjects (e.g., sex, band photos, etc.) and can be seen both as skewering the cultural idolatry associated with rock and as genuine counsel. Verdict: Svenonius's sociopolitical analysis of rock and roll is intellectually interesting, as when he posits that the genre was 'brought about by the industrial revolution, the harnessing of electricity, and the miscegenation of various poor, exploited, and indentured cultures in the...
| Автор | Ian F. Svenonius |
Humorous, startling, and shocking quotations from fierce and fiery women fill the pages of this sassy little book. Out of the Mouths of Babes continues the tradition started by author Autumn Stephens in her books Wild Women and Wild Words from Wild Women. There is no lack of confidence and sense of self in these women's sayings. More than 150 outrageously entertaining quotes present mostly well-known women in their outspoken glory. Organized into sections with titles like Gifted Gabbers,...
| Автор | Autumn Stephens |
There are hundreds of online companies that will do your homework for you – at a price. But will they write ANY essay you request? Only the WORST of these horrible companies were employed in the composition of Mindsploitation. A GREAT DEAL of money was wasted ACROSS THE GLOBE to commission what may be the dumbest collection of ridiculous assignments in HUMAN HISTORY.What does it say about our society that we can buy a quick custom eulogy for our grandmother, or pay to have a love poem...
| Автор | Vernon Chatman |
This giant compendium of Would You Rather…? questions carefully selected from the author's oeuvre along with selection of new questions created just for this volume stands as the authors' masterwork. Sure to appeal both to Would You Rather…? scholars as well as the casual fan, Would You Rather…? Anthology is the stocking stuffer that will send holiday shoppers in search of a bigger stocking and recipients in search of weight training classes.What began as the musings of two recent...
| Автор | Justin Heimberg |
“By June, Philip’s view of English Bay, what’s left of it, will be utterly gone. It was always going to happen. For years now, it’s been getting harder and harder to see what’s out there. For years now, it’s been getting harder and harder to know what to do.” From one of Canada’s most beloved personalities comes this delightful collection set around Christmastime in Vancouver’s West End neighbourhood. The eight linked stories in Bill Richardson’s I Saw Three Ships take their direction from...
| Автор | Bill Richardson |
In the last seven years, Simon's Cat has become a global phenomenon. Star of thirty-nine films, which have been watched over 600 million times, and winner of a dozen major industry awards, Simon's Cat has captured the hearts of a worldwide audience. In this brand new book we see Simon's Cat face any feline's most dreaded scenario – he's off to the vet. And he's not at all happy about it. Sharing its theme with the first ever full colour Simon's Cat feature...
| Автор | Simon Tofield |
What if there's a hidden dimension to Donald Trump; a sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing Trump's words for signs of poetry. What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the 45th President of the United States' tweets and transcripts, cutting them up and reordering them, Sears unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered. This groundbreaking collection gives readers a glimpse of Trump's innermost...
| Автор | Rob Sears |
A personal message from the author: Lots of individuals in society today are feeble-minded. They don't know what the HELL is going on. Unfortunately many of these people are responsible for running THE COUNTRY. They don't know the difference between a PRECIOUS JEWEL and a piece of animal turd. Their ideas are MEANINGLESS, illustrated using RUBBISH imagery (often made by a computer). The stupid words they write are always in BAD FONTS. Yet still people HEED this nonsense. Maybe YOU...
| Автор | David Shrigley |